I thought Super Bonfire was about luck… turns out it’s just Excel with Viking vibes. My RNG doesn’t roll dice — it calculates your existential dread at 3AM while sipping cold brew. You don’t need $2M to win; you need to stop chasing ‘the next big win’ and start reading the T&Cs like a bedtime story written by Laplace himself. If your mindset says ‘fair’, congrats — you’re already rich. What would YOU spin for? (Hint: It’s not magic… it’s regression.)