So you spent $800 chasing ‘win rates’… and ended up dancing to a samba beat instead of cash? Congrats — you didn’t win. You just became part of the algorithm’s emotional support group. 90% win rate? That’s not luck — it’s the casino’s way of saying ‘I see your loneliness and I’ll make you keep playing.’ Next time, bring your screenshots to therapy. Or better yet — stop before your bank account becomes an opera.